Sunday, 27 March 2011

Wild TX

Yes, they wear hats and they have lots of guns. I saw one – and the first thought was – phh, my father had a similar gun before he displeased the whole family spending lots of money for that good one. But it was meant to be used for boars. I didn't get scared of the double-barrelled thing at the time and good for me as the gun was taken for dealing with rattlesnakes, not the Lithuanians doing America. I prefer people using them to... send rattlesnakes to the better place as I find boars and Lithuanians quite cute – but then I thought of a rattlesnake living in a desert and not giving a damn about people. It just wants to be left alone and take care of its own business, and here comes a man who doesn't like it and simply shoots it down (down?). I guess I would shoot it and dance on its grave if it came to my bed in my house – but when it's about the deserts – well.
At least there should be a fair duel. You know, like Americans like.
Indian Indian, what did you die for? And Indian says, nothing at all.
I love Texas though. We've been to a pub called „Good Times“. Went there to get some water – we got 5 beers each and lots of cake (it was three people's birthdays) and refused to drink more. At some point men were getting confused because it wasn't clear who's paying – everyone was paying and obviously we are slow drinkers. But then I said – 'Justinka, it's all nice, but look at them - I can't tell that I like any of these guys.' 'Weeelll, have a look at that one with a hat', - shrugged Justinka the Friendly. 'But I don't wanna guy with a hat!' - said Marta the Arrogant. 'Marta, - said Papapinka. - We're in Texas. You wear a hat!'
So I guess we oughta go to Arizona. Getting up at 6 am and hitching to Phoenix. A man outside 'The Good Times' told us to be extremely careful as this place is messed up. To be honest, I'd avoid such men.
Love.


Justinka listening to a cowboy telling us to leave as soon as possible; very concerned; I'm also very impressed; I'm so impressed my tongue got blue;

1 comment:

  1. I think that cats and dogs have to be used for human food. Rattlesnakes as well.

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